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- How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
- Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and
action when it is a dark scene?
- Did Noah have woodpeckers
on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
- Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both
the same number of letters?
- Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just
different forms of water?
- Why do they put the names of football teams on
baseball caps?
- If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change
my height and weight on my driver's license?
- How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something
put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
- How come only car keys are the only keys with
teeth on both sides?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
round?
- Why is it the TWELVE days
of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
- When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper"
when you actually slap your thigh?
- Why is it that when babies
are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
- Since a running back runs forward, why is he called
a running back?
- If you die and you have a broken leg do they take
the cast off?
- Is sign language the same in languages other than
English?
- Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there
is no "o" in number?
- Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun
sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?
- Do the security guards at
airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
- Why do we teach kids that violence is not the
answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
- Who gets to keep the pennies
in a wishing well?
- If you went back in time and killed your mother
would you disappear the moment you killed her?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks
have branches?
- Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's
a monkey?
- If a bunch of cats jump on
top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
- How important does a person have to be before
they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Do the air bubbles that are
created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?
- When a boy is named after his dad, he is called
'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?
- Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did
it help us decide which car not to
hit in case of an accident?
- Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?
- If your name is Mr. Crunch,
and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
- Can you cry under water?
- If all of the Acme stuff doesn't
work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?
- 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids
not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
- Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers
say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but
it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
- Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they
know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
- Why do people say PIN number when that truly means
Personal Identification Number Number?
- Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's
suit is red and white?
- Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but
ERASE something on paper?
- Since there is a rule that
states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
- If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks
down your door, do they replace it later?
- If the handicapped bathrooms
are for people who cant walk why do they put
them at the end of the bathrooms ?
- Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle
it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
- Why do most people put more effort into their
wedding than their actual marriage?
- Why
do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
- Can
a metal plate in your head get rusted?
- Do
stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
- If
the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
- Once
you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- How come you can kill
a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square
box?
Why do people say, "you've been working
like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
How is it that we put man on the moon before
we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that when we are humming and then
we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
Can you blow a balloon up under water?
Can crop circles be square?
How do they get the air inside the bubble
wrap?
Why are there black lines on a basketball?
If we had a president that was a woman, would
her husband be the first man?
Why do we have to wait till the water starts boiling
before we can put pasta into the water?
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get
the reward money?
Why are blue Christmas lights so popular?
Aren't red and green the
traditional colors?
Why do police officers wear tight clothes and
dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?
If London Bridge is standing why is there
a song about it falling down?
Why is it that people say they "slept like
a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?
Why is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?
How come wine and hard liquor doesn't come in cans, but beer does?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite wont
eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?
Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?
Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi
River)?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?
What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the
other half on the other side, what day would you die?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases
from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldnt
they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to
look at things on the ground?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
Is an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?
If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always
white?
If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's
another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?
Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?
How come, in the Mini Wheats commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheats
has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can
see them? Wouldnt people aim for their head or crotch?
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
Can you fart and burp at the same time?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
If you can test drive cars at the dealer's, why not test-drive lawnmowers
around
at a hardware store?
Is there anything easier done than said?
Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?
If no one buys a ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
Why isn't sour cream really sour?
Why isnt the Q or the Z included on the phone?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Do ducks sneeze?
Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die
in water, they sink to the bottom?
Dont you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
Can vampires donate blood?
If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire
would it go to?
If you could walk through the walls, wouldnt you fall through the floor?
How come when you go in the front door of a church, you are at the back of the
church, and if you go in the back door, you would end up in the front of the church?
Why is there an L in NOEL?
If you eat regular rice crispies with chocolate milk will it taste the same as
eating co-co crispies with regular milk?
Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
Do fish ever get thirsty?
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them?
On a hamburger bun, why is the top bun always bigger than the bottom one?
Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck when seven is a lucky number??
Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?
What would happen if u put a humidifier and a dehumdifier in the same room?
How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who
has the right away?
why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
Do fish sleep?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist"
put together?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?
Do birds pee?
Why do old men have hair in their ears?
Why are things typed up but written down?
In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
Why do we feel blue? and what color does a smurf feel when they
are down?
Why do donuts have holes?
Do the different "M&M's"® colors taste different?
If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear,
they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?
Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in
a single bound if he can fly?
Why is it called a TV set when there is only one?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says,
"Open somewhere else"?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they
make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it because of that song?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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