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HAHA these are from last year... so yeah... last year man :)

Aries-March 21-April 19

ruling planet-Mars

symbol-Ram

Element-fire

cosmic strength- this year you should courageously accept new challenges and be the torchbearer and positive thinker for your friends and family.

your year ahead- Aries girls have amazing energy, and love competing and tackling projects.  But by the beginning of the new year, you'll have tired of winning every race and doing things just because they impress your teachers and will look good on your college applications.  In February and March, when your ruler, Mars, is whooping it up with party girl Sag, plan a family party or a skiing, hiking or biking trip with girlfriends.  In June, serious Saturn sends out vibes that will make you want to change your world.  Think of ways to make this summer different from previous ones.  Research a camp that builds houses for the homeless, or find a summer job where u can gain school credit or just learn something new.  In August you'll be revved up by new projects and pals.  The school year kicks off with serious cosmic vibes that'll boost your grade and encourage you to sign up for a completely different course (Japanese as a second language?). Just remember to squeeze in chill-out time with old friends.

2003 romance/friendship astroguide- Aries girls are known for being independent and like going solo.  But in March and April a cute guy could break down the door to your heart.  Between November and December new friendships will have lasting power, so invite different peole into your circle:  Everyone wants to experience your crazy sense of humor.

 

Taurus- April 20-May 20

ruling planet- Venus

symbol-bull

element- earth

cosmic strength- creating harmony and establishing lasting friendships is one of your gifts. you have powerful spirituality this year and shouldn't be shy about letting others see your loving heart.

your year ahead- the cosmos has major plans for you in 2003-and they are amazing.  the taurus girl may be practical, but shes ruled by luxury-beauty maven Venus.  This goddess is unusually busy jumping around the zodiac this year, throwing you in the spotlight and giving you sudden, brilliant flashes of creativity-boosting your grade point average and your popularity.  But most of all she wants you to have fun.  Any activity that involves other people, whether its making money or just hanging out, will help you make new friends, give you a sense of accomplishment and impress those higher powers (otherwise known as teachers and parents).  Youve been too serious the past few years, so this summer try to reduce your work schedule and make plans to kick back with your friends.  Or combine work and play and make earning some extra cash a group project.  In November youll be up for a challenge and will want to try something tatally new:  Audition for the school play, join a sports team or start and exercise-nutrition program and use Venus' gorgeous vibes to give yourself a makeover.

2003 romance/friendship astroguide- in March a friendship will be tested and you may decide to cool it for a while.  But in June, Saturn will move out of a stressful position and into your romance sector-and your social life will blossom.  By August, Cupid will have fired so many romance arrows at you that you may want to go against your steady nature and play the field.  Between August and November a friend will introduce you to someone new-he could turn out to be a love connection.

 

Gemini-May 21-June20

ruling planet-Mercury

symbol-twins

element-air

cosmic strength- In 2003, you turn into a visionary leader.  Youll have the means to transform a boring topic into a creative project, or discover a way to whiz through a difficult subject-and impress both friends and teachers with your newfound abilities.

your year ahead- the twins thribe on excitement, action and change.  but during the first three months of 2003, you will be in a cosmic transition.  First, you should cool your jets and get your life in order:  Reorganize your closets and cath up at school to guarantee that youll be ready for an awesome summer.  Get prepared for mercury going retro in january and again in may by tackling any projects-whether at school or at home-before they get too big.  That way youll be free to play when your social life revs up from May through August.  Your ideas about live and where you fit in are changing, so in June your should talk things out with your mom or an older friend.  Lucky Jupiter moves in with Mercury-ruled Virgo in September, awakening your brain cells. youll charge into the new school year ready and conqer the world.

2003 romance/friendship astroguide- dont worry if a few old friends seem to be drifting away. if you allow this transition to happen peacefully youll eventually reconnect with stronger bonds. July is the time to hang with your family and close friends, because the stars could send a cute guy your way via Mom, a sibling or your best friend.  Your social life rocks in November and December.

 

Cancer-June 21-July22

ruling planet- the moon

symbol-crab

element-water

cosmic strength-this year powerful but loving cancer has the soul of a warrior. youll be able to soothe friends' wounded hearts and will ahve the insight to help solve andy family dilemmas.

your year ahead- the sweet cancer girl is surprisingly headstrong and stubborn.  Due to challenging planetary aspects in January and February, youll find yourself dealing with excess emotional energy. burn it off and talk it away by doing yoga, going for a walk or just having a quiet get-together with some friends.  Responsible, serious Saturn will move in with Cancer for a two-year trasit starting in June.   with this major star power on your side, its time ot make things happen: finish up assignments, discover a new talent and get a summer job to help with your low cash stash.  This trick will be balancing your work and social life.  Make sure you stay in contact with old friends because they will keep you on track. in july intuitive water rules the zodiac, setting the scene for you to get in touch with your inner self.  Spend quality time with the family and ask your mom about how she felt as a teen.  This could be a new bonding experience- and youll be amazed by what you learn.  if youfree your mind of doubt and fear, when September comes around youll be ready to face any class, and youll glow with physical and inner beauty.

2003 romance/friendship astroguide- saturn is the ruler of your friendship-romance sector.  In June, he becomes rommates with Cancer helping you bring interesting people into your inner friendship circle.  cupid is sprinkling stardust over you and your steady (or perhaps new) guy will become mellower and more romantic.  But if you choose to go solo, this will be one of the mose awesome social cycles of you life.

 

Leo-July 23-August 22

Ruling Planet-Sun

Symbol-Lion

Element-Fire

Cosmic strength-  in 2003, the lioness is a true friend with boundless generosity and kindness.  The stars bequeath you strong leadership qualities-you will inspire others to be their best.

you year ahead-  your steady Leo heart will come in handy this year.  The plantes are aligned for turnoil, change and amazing insights.  In January, February and March, be prepared to deal with the mood swings of those around you- and particularly try to be in tune with the goings-on in your family.  Your parents will be impressed by your mature observations and helpful suggestions.  Starting in March, you'll be bitten by the spirituality bug.  Anything mystical or philosophical intrigues you.  Sign up for a psychology course and you will be blown away by the workings of the human mind.  A summer job or intership could turn into an amazing odyssey of new relationships and open your eyes to different styles, cultures and possibilities.  You'll start September with major star power and confidence, so invest this energy into tackling tough or never-before-tried subjects-you may discover a talent or interest that could lead to amazing changes in you life goals.

2003 romance/friendship astroguide-  This year you may catch a bad case of fickle-heart disease.  Symptoms: Even if you're crazy about a boy, you find yourself fascinated by someone new.  Instead of trying to cure it, lighten up and just enjoy it. In November you may need to make a tough decision about a friendship.  Ask Mom or an older sibling for advice.

 

Virgo-August 23-September 22

Ruling Planet- Mercury

Symbol-Virgin

Element-Earth

Cosmic Strength- your quiet fortitude and loving heart will help you make new friendships that will last a lifetime.

Your year ahead-  In 2003 the planets guide you toward a new adventure, making this year full of amazing opportunities.  Between January and February family relationships will go through the emotional grinder, but if you stay in tune with your true feelings and work things out, you'll gain your parents respect and feel secure.  Although May is full of explosive aspects, the chaos will stir your imagination and clear away those self-defeating thoughts that prevent you from reaching beyond your dreams.  Amazing cosmic vibes in June will rev up your intuition and brainpower, and give you immeasurable charisma.  Invest this energy by applying for a study program, summer job or intership(Europe perhaps?). You may find that a few old friendships will fade away.  Go with the flow of the universe:  It may just be a sign that its time for new people with different ideas to come into you life.  By August, lucky Jupiter begins a twelvemonth trasit of Virgo, which will have you psyched about the new school year.  Jupiter wont be back for another twelve years, so make sure you invest his energy wisely into things, projects and people you love.

2003 romance/friendship astroguide- You may be the love-at-first-sight type, but this year romance could hit you-a few times- like a thunderbolt.  Your relationship sector sizzles and you may hook up with a soul mate, or just have an amazing social life.  Friendships are in the throes of change:  dont be too judgemental if over the summer an old friend disappoints you-and dont feel guily about all the new friends you make after September.

 

Libra-September23-Ocotober 22

Ruling Planet- Venus

Symbol- Scales

Element-Air

Cosmic Strength- The peaceful Libra brings beauty and fairness into the world.  This year your sympathetic heart will help calm you friends' fears and discover ways to unite your community.

Your Year Ahead- This year crazy Uranus and stern Saturn will move away from stressful aspects and into the Libra girls' solar chart, helpng them reorganize priorities (having fun should be at the top).  You'll need to get a journal and start making a list>  In January and March, quality time with  best friends and family will help you get back to basics.  Plan a weekend study marathon or a therapy session with friends.  Between April and July, Mars-aka Mr. Energy- will make you want to go on a health and  beauty  kick.  Figure out what you'd like to change about your outer or inner self (but don't be to critical).  Because if you mix your Libra determination with Mars' winning spirit,  You'll find you're able to reach any goal.  Plan a summer of activities that will test your mind and boday and prepare you for the new school year.  In September and October, Libra rules-and you'll be a shooting star.  Everyone will ask you for advice on everything, from boys to books.

2003 romance/friendship astroguide- This is the year you could fal lin love or meet a friend-for-life.  Between June and September the cosmos will test the strength of all your relationships.  If you listen to your heart, you'll figure out which are the true, lasting friendships.  In November and December, you get bitten by the social bug, making you the life of the party.

 

Scorpio-October 23-November 21

Ruling Planet-Pluto

Symbol-Scorpion

Element-Water

Cosmic Strenght- Scorpios are intuitive and have extremely understanding hearts.  This year your family and close friends may depend on your compassion to help them get through some tough times.

Your Year Ahead- Scorpio girls have been under a cosmic cloud the past few years, but in 2003 it will be blown away-so get ready to rock.  This slow-moving planetary shift will be taking place from January through April.  During this period, you might feel as if you're being overwhelmed by the demands of your family or too many obligations.  But if you compromise-compromise should always be your mantra-snstead of being stubborn, you'll negotiate this tricky phase.  This summer you should look for a job, internship or study program that is totally different from anything youve done in the past-you culd discover a new talent or interest.  Continue to test yourself when September rolls around by signing up for a class that will make a you work a little harder than usual and get you away from yourregular group of friends.  Your brain cells will be in high gear and youll be up for a challenge.

2003 romance/friendship astroguide-  Being the most popular girl is not important to the wise Scorpio-loyal friends are what matter to her.  After July your acquantance cirlce widens, but old friends will keep you happy-dont leave them behind.  From August until December there will be so much planetary energy in Scorpio that if you tap into this magical power (namely, your sense of humor and adventure), youll cast a spell over a new guy or mesmerize an old one.

 

Sagittarius-November 22-December 21

Ruling Planet-Jupiter

Symbol-Archer

Element-Fire

Cosmic Strength-You're the brave heart of the zodiac.  It's your star signs duty to use you self-confidence and positive thinking to inspire anyone who's unhappy.

Your Year Ahead- The Sagittarian girl may start off 2003 feeling as if the cosmos is piling too many obligations and responsibilities on her freedom-loving shoulders.  Until April, if you keep your nose to the grindstone and quiet that restless centaur nature, you will avoid emotionally wacky situations that make you act without thinking or end up forgetting homework assignments or chores.  In May you move into a socail phase that will pull you out of the doldrums and help you bring up your grade point average.  Plan some outings-like a hiking or camping trip-but dont forget to study.  You may have to work through a family situation in July:  Remember to make yourself part of the solution, not the problem.  By September you're in an unusually serious mood, so be sure to include some fun classes in your schedule-and consider signing up for the prom or homecoming committee.

2003 romance/friendship astroguide-From August through September, tricky Scorpio is playing with your heart and stirring up

 

 

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