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I Miss You by Blink182

(I miss you miss you)

Hello there the angel from my nightmare
The shadow in the background of the morgue
The unsuspecting victim of darkness in the valley
We can live like Jack and Sally if we want
Where you can always find me
And we'll have Halloween on Christmas
And in the night we'll wish this never ends
We'll wish this never ends

(I miss you I miss you)
(I miss you I miss you)

Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness
Comes creeping on so haunting every time
And as I stared I counted
The Webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
and hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight
Stop this pain tonight

Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you)

Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you)
Don't waste your time on me you're already
The voice inside my head (I miss you miss you)

I miss you (miss you miss you)
I miss you (miss you miss you)
I miss you (miss you miss you)
I miss you (miss you miss you)
(I miss you miss you)

Splash Waterfalls by Ludacris

Oh oh oh
Say it!
*Make Love to Me*
Oh oh oh
What!
*Fuck Me*
x2

Chorus:
Im bout' to throw some game
They both one and the same
Cupids the one to blame
Say it!
*Make love to me*
Im bout to shed some light
Cuz each and every night
You gotta do it right
What!
*fuck me*
x2

They want it nice and slow
Kiss em from head to toe
Relax and let it go
*make love to me*

They want it now an fast
Grabbin and smackin ass
You gotta make it last
*fuck me*

Together holdin hands
You out there spending grands
And makin family plans
*make love to me*

Dont have to straighten facts
Dont want no strings attached
Just scratches on you back
*fuck me*

Ex'es aint actin right
And you so glad to fight
Dinners by candelight
*make love to me*

She got a nigga' whipped
Down to ya finga tips
Tryin' that freaky shit
*fuck me*

Turn on some BabyFace
Just for ya lady's sake
Your call her babycakes
*make love to me*

Know how to mack a broad
Shes on your sack and balls
You call her jaberjaws
*fuck me*

(Chorus x2)

You bout to buy a ring
She needs the finer thangs
Gucci designer frames
*make love to me*

Purchase a nasty flick
Wrap up and tie up quik
Know how to drive a stick
*fuck me*

You both unite as one
You da moon and shes ya sun
Your hearts a beatin drum
*make love to me*

You betta notacane
She wanna feel the pain
Then hear her scream ya name
*fuck me*

Follow this dictionary
You both some visionaries
Then do it missionary
*make love to me*

I hear them call the wild
And do it all the while
Doggie and brawgie style
*fuck me*

You in between the sheets
Lickin and eatin sweets
Then what you find ya keep
*make love to me*

You do it standin up
Orgasms, hand em up
Ya'll just dont give a fuck
*fuck me*

(Chorus x2)

You wanna tell the world
Cuz shes ya favorite girl
Ya diamond and ya pearl
*make love to me*

Nobody has to know
Just keep it on the low
And meet em right and fo'
*fuck me*

Nothin but fights and fussin
Plus theres alot a cussin'
Just grab a hold a somethin'
*make love to me*

Ya'll do that bad stuff
She liked it rammed up
Ropes and hand cuffs
*fuck me*

(Chorus x2)

My Band by D12 feat. Eminem

[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everybodys got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please, won't you please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because of these

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!(baaaaaby.
(swifty - Give me this mic)

[Verse 2 - Swifty]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on pro tools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we ain't in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you is a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
(You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear,(oh man whatever) I swear man!

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 4 - Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts (Hey yo its-!)
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
god dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem mocking Boy Band]
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my nammmmmmme...
Bizarre - Man fuck this)

[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man...(Yeah)
All because I'm the lead singer (laughs)
My Band
Bizarre (Our band/team)

[Repeated 9x]

[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!

[Eminem]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's want to dance
My salsa, woah woah look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
Where'd everybody go?