They neVeR sUsPecT +He iNnoceN+ oNe

 

i'm not a tease, im just a reminder of what u can't have

 

what comes around goes around, so go away

 

Guys are like stars, millions of them but only one will make all your wishes come true and i think that one is you

 

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers, turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night.

 

First God created man...then he had a better idea.

 

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

 

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

 

Last night I was looking at the stars and thinking where is my ceiling.

 

I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.

 

i kNoW yOu tHiNk yOu bRoKe mY hEaRt, bUt i kNeW yOuR gAmE fRoM tHe sTaRt..i SaW yOuR gAmE aNd pLaYeD iT tOo..sTuPiD pLaYa..tHe jOkEs oN yOu

 

GuYs r pLaYeRs AnD ThAts A FaCt...DoN't FaLl -N- LoVe, JuSt pLaY 'eM bAcK!

 

DonT CaLl Me A GoDdEss DoNt DonT CaLl Me A QuEeN JuSt CaLl mE ThE CuTeSt LiTtLe PrIncEsS YoUvE EvA SeEn

 

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice

 

I SmIlE BeCaUsE I hAvE No IdEa WhAt Is GoInG oN

 

I Wasnt Kissing Him, I Was Telling His Lips A Secret!

 

Do u believe in love at first site? Or should i walk by again?

 

A Bitch Is A Dog,Dogs Bark,Bark Is A Part Of A Tree,Trees Are Part Of Natue,Natures Beautiful,So If You Eva Call Me A Bitch Again,Thanks For The Compliment!

 

Well Slap My Ass And Call Me Spanky!

 

F aLL dA BoYz LiVeD OvA Da SeE WhAt a GoOd SwiMmEr I wOuLd Be!

 

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose

i dont swim in your toilet, so please dont pee in my pool